Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Should I go to Hair School?
















My friend Whitney lets me do her hair all the time, up does, color, extentions, ect! I am trying to decide if I should go to hair school. I love doing the makeup, and I like hair. I still can't decide what to do when I grow up. I know I don't want to be behind a retail makeup counter.. check out these pics and see if I have the talent? It sucks that I have a sister that is brilliant with hair. I am always second best to that little stupid princess.. JK stacy... love ya.

Edgar and Jamie in Naples, Florida

I keep telling Ed he should do some male modeling

He is really really really white, he had to wear spf 60

I love my Jamie!! You make me laugh and you make
really cute kids


You know they have been married for 7 years, and they still
"kiss" everyday :)







3 definate Obama haters... well Ed has a little crush on his
politics, but Jamie said she would divorce him for being an "Obama lover"












Jamie loves boobs







Jamie and Ed came to see me in Florida cause I moved to Mississippi. I am so glad they came! I was awfuly lonely cause JT had been in Mississippi for a month or so for training. I wish he could have joined us cause he thinks Ed is the cat's meow (not in a gay kind of way, more of an XBOX kind of way). But we had so much fun!! We took advantage of Naples beautiful beaches and all the fabulous restaurants.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Big T McGee


Even though I am leaving Saks, I still was required to train on their new computer registers. I had to get up early and I dragged my butt to this training, and it sucks, cause I have really bad senioritis (you know when you are about to graduate and you never go to class on time or even at all) so it is hard for me to really care what Saks cares if I am super awesome, or prompt or tactful for that matter.

So, I walked into the foyer, where we had write our nick names on those sticky name tags. Everyone was writing for example Nicole, " Nikki", or a woman with Red hair she wrote "red".... as for myself, I don't care, and who even reads name tags anyways? I wrote "Big T McGee".

We got into the class, and after everyone sat down, the trainer announces "Before we get started, I thought it would be fun to introduce ourselves, and explain why we have the nick name" I almost died... They started around the room and I was like the 10th person to have to stand up and announce why my name is Big T McGee. I was hoping the people before me would have something kinda funny or shocking... but nope, just Mommy, Red, Nicki, Brighty, Sweet Pea... GAG me with a spoon! So I was going though my mind, trying to think of SOMETHING I could say that was Saks appropriate... but then I thought, Screw it... I am quitting anyway. So it was my turn was here, and I just stood up, removed my suit jacket, in which I was wearing a super tight T-shirt wear my boobs looked extra huge... and I just pointed at them and said "Hence" and sat down... to my relief, everyone just laughed.

Then to add to my vulgarity, we had to sit in this training for eight hours straight, and we were just plunking around, practicing typing in our clients information. We could make up random people. So my friend and I were laughing and having a good old time plugging in Mr. Bitch Tits.... and his shopping preferances is to be hung upside down in a dressing room and have a bald woman come have sex with him, while he is hanging upside down. He also enjoys while he is shopping to have someone take a dump in his mouth.... I know.. I know... How childish, right? But we were having a ball. Little did I know, my trainer was behind me, reading all that I was typing. Good thing she has my sense of humor, and good think I am quitting!!!

We are moving to frickin Mississippi

Most of my family knows that JT got a great new job. He is part owner with Bonefish Grill. He will be the Propriator over the restaurant in Madison, MS. This is really wonderful, and we both feel as it is ment to be. Even though it is a bit stressful. Bonefish is a fabulous dining. A step of from Red Lobster. (I call it "Stank Lobster") He was a manager with them for 10 years.. so he is on to bigger and better things.
Mean while, I am a working widow. My poor hubby works from 10am-10pm five days a week. He has a bad case of Crohn's Disease and Carpul Tunnel in both hands.. poor guy, but he just keeps on truckin..
We are scheduled to move on October 31st. Happy Halloween. Everything really is running smoothly... except for the fact that we own our home here in Naples and there is no way out of it. But we did find renters!! Hooray! Good news is... JT has a great job, we will be living close to the Dewitt Clan.

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Practicing Facials




As most of you know, I am working at Saks Fifth Avenue as a makeup artist. Our store has just been remodeled and it is so beautiful. They built two big spa rooms in cosmetics. I am required to give facials once a week now, and I am not an esthnitican (I don't even know how to spell it!) So I have been taught the basics and I just need to practice on someone who loves me and can forgive me before I screw up some rich lady's face.


When doing a facial, you use lots of lotions, scrubs, masks, and yummy smelling things.... So I had to talk JT into letting me practice on him. He was really reluctant because he thinks they are girly.. I told him it would feel really good, I would massage him and everything! He finally agreed but only if he got to listen to "weird Al Yankovitch" the entire time, and I had to tell him all the lotions were Indian war paint. He made me laugh the whole time. But he was in heaven and he tells me I can practice on him anytime I want!

Monday, May 26, 2008

Tradon's joke

Tommy and I were drving down a country road with the top down... my nephew Traedon says this joke, and it is definatley a favorite among many including JT and I. Also.. JT does this laugh that makes me laugh my butt off, and he does it at the end of the clip, so I thought I would share!!

Happy Anniversary!

One of the many trailors Jates lived in. hahaha. That is awesome
This is the town "Tommy" grew up. He said he always did crazy things on this bridge

We went to Brios for dinner in Naples, the night before our trip


Jates and I celebrated our first anniversary last week. It was sooo nice to get away!! To be honest, I wasnt so hyped up to go to Mississippi, but to my surprise, I really enjoyed myself. We went to see his family of course, and he drove me all over that whole state to show me where he grew up, where he went to school, I met his teachers, I saw the trailor he lived in, all the his favorite restaurants... bla bla.. It was fun. I really felt like I got to know JT even more.