Just looking out for my future

So, I am so sick and tired of thinking about my weight!!!!....!!!!!! The thing is, is I know that I am not a fatty McFatterson or anything, but I just keep climbing the scale, and after I have kids, I will look sick! My boobs will look like lemons hanging in the bottom of tube socks, and my arms will hang and be as thick as my thighs and accumulate just as much cellulite.
If I was dedicated to working out, I would be pretty smokin, I think that I have a pretty face, but boy, when I see myself naked... we won't go there. So my sister and I were talking about some motivating ways to drop a few sacks of potatoes... How crazy does this sound... I ate a whole box of hoe hoe's in one day, except for one... I came home from my lunch shift and my hubby ate the last one. Which he is entitled to since his ham of a wife ate the rest, but can I tell you how disapointed I was! I was looking forward to that dang hoe hoe my whole lunch shift.. Does this make me a fatty mcFatterson?

Vulgar Aunt Kenzie

So when my niece Brie turned 8, she flew out to Georgia from Utah. I love this little girl so much.. so one night, I took her shopping and said she could pick out any toy she wanted under $20. She was really into these "Bratz Catz" and so she got one of those, and personally, I think they are ugly and lame, but whatever she likes... So on the drive home, she asks me "Kenzie, what do you think I should name my new Bratz cat?
I replied saying "I love the name Anus!! You should totally name her Anus!" She being so sweet and eight years old said "Anus is such a cute name!! I love it! It fits her!" I was laughing so hard!! Telling her the reason for my laughter was because of how cute she is, and she makes me happy... She continued playing with her Cat, and saying the word, or her name, Anus over and over. "Anus, what would you like to do?.... you are such a good kitty Anus. I can't wait for my family to meet you Anus."
I got back home to my sister Laurie's house in Georgia where Brie and I both were staying at the time. She ran inside overly excited to show Aunt Laurie her new Bratz Catz. Laurie said, "Oh, Brie, she is way darling, what did you name her? "
"Anus!" Saying it like she just knew Laurie would love how different, and creative it was.
Laurie started laughing really hard, and yelled "KENZIE!!!!" Brie kept asking, "What are you laughing at? What does it mean? " We told her, and she thought it was pretty funny, but was confused at me on why I would have her name her cute little cat after a Butt hole.

I was talking to Brie last night, and she was telling me the story, and she remembered everything. I feel guilty now, but when you think about it, Anus is a medical term, it is better then naming your cat butt hole

So I finally got my Wedding Video, and my pictures.... I feel like a little girl cause I watch my video over and over again... JT always catches me watching it. Like when I can't sleep at night, or when we are working together on cleaning the house, I am in the computer room, watching it again and again. He use to laugh at me and think that I was cute, but now I am not so sure... haha.
I loved this day, and I am so thankful that I got the video because it is so hard to remember details... Everyone was right when they told me that the day goes by so fast, and it is kind of a blur when you think back on.
I am trying to figure out what I want to do with my pictures. If I want to scrapbook it on my own, have a professional do it, or just order prints to have?? I don't know.